1. Drive a {business} minivan.
2. Program the Sirius Sinatra channel into my car presets.
3. Prefer flats to heels.
4. Find gray eyebrow hairs.
5. Love my husband more than the day I married him.
6. Be able to live without a tan.
7. Enjoy shopping in thrift stores.
8. Regret quitting orchestra my senior year because I thought it was nerdy.
9. Turn into a decent cook.
10. Hate horror flicks.
11. Roll my eyes at underage kids in bars.
12. Appreciate a budget.
13. Be concerned about things like fiber and preservatives.
14. Not define myself by a job title or position.
15. Feel most comfortable in the least amount of makeup.
16. Admit that my mom did, in fact, always know best.
17. Feel old watching The Real World.
18. Believe that making the bed is essential to having a good day.
19. Love a good leopard print.
20. Wear shorts to work on a Wednesday. Especially pleather ones.
What do you think?