Let’s skip the proper paragraph structure and just get right to it, shall we?
I’d like one of each of Essie’s Haute in the Heat summer color collection, please and thank you.
Did you know Panera has a hidden menu? Stashed away on said menu is my new favorite day starter: a power breakfast egg bowl with steak, sliced tomato, and fresh avocado. I’ve avoided the temptation to ‘gram it for weeks (hashtag: no one cares about your breakfast) but I feel like everyone needs in on this secret, so there you have it.
I’ve been MIA on social media for the last week because I fell into a Gone Girl rabbit hole. Sleep, Eat, Work, Read. My Facebook pages app keeps sending me needy push notifications: “Your audience misses you! It’s been [x amount of time] since your last update!” I’m all, “Chill out, Zuckerberg, I don’t need the pressure; and we all know you’re not showing people my updates anyway.”
Hey Kendi, thanks for making me want to max out my credit card on every single piece of LOFT’s Lou & Grey collection! I honestly think I could live in a never-ending comfy remix of those effortless basics.
And finally, just in case you needed another reason to be madly in love with Emma Stone: Lip Sync Battle with Jimmy Fallon.